Monday, September 20, 2010

"Global Warming"..well...

"Climate Change"...not so fast...

"Global Climate Disruption"...yea! That's the ticket!

Gag me with a spoon.

Tell me you couldn't see this coming? Global warming was far too constricting especially when the science behind it was proven as worthless as the paper it was written on. Climate Change was a little broader and could be used to scare a little more but the phrase made the act sound too natural. Like it was something that happened regardless if a man used spray on deodorant. Nope that just wouldn't do.

"Global Climate Disruption"

Now that says it all. "Global" is a powerful all-encompassing term. The word itself conjures up images of the four corners of the blue planet and all who inhabit it.

"Climate" at least they didn;t feel the need to enhance that aspect of it.

"Disruption" Now here's the piece de resistance. A disruption is a break in the natural flow of things. A disruption is never a peaceful process. It can be violent but always obtrusive. With this one word, they have injected man into the fray again. Man. Bad bad man. Unthinking neanderthal man. Put away that aerosol can and save the planet. Buy a Prius and feel good about yourself!

Let us redistribute the wealth to combat this disruption in the global climate.

Don't you believe for a second that the whole Globalclimatechangewarmingdisruption is not about that last sentence. It has nothing to do with the climate and its natural cycles. It has to do with radical 60's hippies and their hatred for capitalism.

I may sound like a conspiracy theorist but before you judge me go Google "Cap and Trade" and see what pops up.

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