Monday, December 29, 2008

That was quite a hiatus...

"Pfaff is back after a long hiatus
And there is no doubt that he is the greatest!"

I once put that on a message machine of mine. And if I remember correctly, I followed that with about a minute of freelance rapping.

Just want to let everyone know I'm alive and well after the holiday with one left to go.

I will be updating soon.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

I like this pic of us...

To me it just says Christmas. All we need is some snow on the ground.

Must see holiday movies...

I guess I should have done this one earlier. That way you could have watched them all.

White Christmas

This is a good old-fashioned corny musical with Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney an some other lady. Bing and Clooney were the singers. Kaye and the other lady were the dancers.

Bing and Danny were in the army in WWII and Danny saved Bing's life. Bing was a big star and Danny parlayed his injury sustained while saving Bing into forming a duet with Bing. They were a huge hit. They started to produce and became even bigger.

While in Florida, they went to see the sister act of an army buddy. Clooney and the other dame. After a mixup with their landlord and a warrant from the sheriff, the girls were perfectly innocent, the girls took the guys train tickets and headed off to Vermont where there next gig was. To stall the sheriff, Bing and Danny did the girls act lip-synching their song. Bing breaks character by laughing so much at Danny's antics but it is one of the highlights of the movie.

They all decide to go to Vermont and it turns out the owner of the Inn is Bing and Danny's old General. Well, no snow in Vermont made for a sparse guest list so the boys decide to bring up the whole show to practice in Vermont.

All the while there is an on-again off-again love thingy between Clooney and Bing. He thinks everyone has an angle. Doing something to get what they want. Clooney thinks he's cynical. They fall in love anyway. Until there is a miscommunication about why Bing wants to go on his buddies TV show. Bing wants all of the Generals old soldiers to come up to Vermont for the General. His buddy suggests bringing cameras up to film it all; a great human interest story. Bing says no way. All he wants to do is ask the guys to come up on the show. Well, Clooney only hears about all the cameras and doesn't hear the rejection and thinks Bing is doing it for the publicity.

Mayhem ensues.

Clooney leaves. Bing pleads. Danny leads.

The guys come up to surprise the General. Clooney realizes her mistake and surprises Bing on stage. It starts to snow.

All is right with the world.

Family Man

This movie tugs at my heart.

It's about a rich guy, Nicloas Cage, who 13 years prior had left his girlfriend, Tea Leoni, at the airport promising her he would be back then they could start their lives together. He didn't. They didn't. He is now very rich and successful.

But apparently he doesn't have everything he needs. Don Cheadle plays an angel who puts him in a life where he came back from London and they did start a life together. They live in Jersey with two kids.

His journey from rich single guy to family man is funny and insightful. All along his daughter knows he's not really her dad and helps him along the way. She thinks he's an alien but they did a good job making him look like her dad.

One morning he and his daughter are playing outside and she looks at Cage for a second and says "I knew you'd come back." Very heart-warming moment. He has grown into the role of father and she recognizes him know as such.

Earlier in the movie Cheadle gave Cage a bike bell. We never knew what it was for. He is in the garage and hears the bell. It is Annie, his daughter, she is ringing the bell for fun. Whew! Crisis averted!

Cage goes down to the local store to pick up some rock salt and there is Cheadle behind the counter. D'OH! Cage is adamant about staying n his new life but Cheadle reminds him the new life was just a glimpse until he figured out what he needed.

Cage falls asleep after saying goodbye to his family. Unimaginable. He wakes up in his old rich life. Miserable.

He tracks down Leoni. She is moving to Paris. He rushes to the airport to stop her. She assures him she has closure form 13 years ago and he can go. He begins to describe Josh and Annie, their kids, and their life together.

He asks for one cup of coffee. The movie credits start to roll with them drinking coffee.

Two more to come...

Monday, December 22, 2008

Amazing...

This, fellow Christians, is an amazing heart-warming Christmas story.

The Christmas Song...

I never thought I'd hear myself say this but Nat King Cole's rendition of this Christmas classic is not my favorite version.

It's Mel Torme's. He wrote the song after all so I'm just giving him his due.

I really started to understand the complexity of Mel a few years back. I knew of him before and had heard his music but did not begin to appreciate his genius until my father-in-law gave me a CD of his a few years ago for Christmas.

The CD was called Jazz 'Round Midnight. Mel singing classic jazz vocal tunes. Every time I hear it I can see Mel and I, both of us in tuxes about to end our last set. Bow ties undone. Leaning on our stools. Ice clinking in our glasses. Cigars smoking in the ashtray. Just singing these last few songs for ourselves. The band, knowing the end of the night is near, gets a second wind. We go through "A Sleepin' Bee", "Moonlight in Vermont" and "How Did She Look?" as prologue to "Hello Young Lover's". Our signature song.

Only during the Christmas Season are people treated to the joy that is "The Christmas Song" as only Mel and I can do it. He takes the beginning I do the ending and we harmonize in between. Nat is in the audience to hear how it's done. I'm kidding. He's here but only to jam with us after the joint closes.

Which is just what we do. Mel Torme, Nat King Cole and John Pfaffenberger together again.

I was born in the wrong decade.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with Nat's version of "The Christmas Song". It was my favorite for many many years. It's just that when I heard Mel's I knew I was home.

I have both here to listen to and compare. You can make up your own mind.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Here With Us...

It's hard for me to put into words the way this song touched me the first time I heard it. I was driving home from work; I had just pulled off the freeway onto the access road when it started.

It's still a mystery to me
That the hands of God could be so small
How Tiny fingers reaching in the night
Are the very hands that measured the sky


In my minds eye, I saw the Christ child. Newly born. I also saw my children since they are my blessings from God. I saw their hands reaching out. I saw tiny fingers. I realized their motions were not unlike those of the child described in the song; as I'm sure they truly were on that night 2000 years ago. This baby, with fingers so small and fragile, is actually the one true God who, with those hands, measured the sky.

It's still a mystery to me
How his infant eyes have seen the dawn of time
How his ears have heard an angel symphony
But still Mary has to rock her savior to sleep


The omnipotent, omniscient, all-knowing, all-powerful, Wonderful Counselor, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace and Mighty God put himself in a position of ultimate vulnerability. The same God who has seen the dawn of time put himself in a position where he could not even feed himself. For me.

Humbling.

It is almost one of those subjects that when focused on too much begin to really un-nerve you. Mine is eternity. The thought of being in heaven forever and ever and ever is something I just can't think about too much. I realize it will be utter and complete bliss and time will probably mean nothing but, right now, I only see it through the prism of humanity and all its frailties. And looking through that lens, it freaks me out a little.

Jesus the Christ
Born in Bethlehem
A baby born to save
To save the souls of man


Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Heaven's love reaching down to save the world
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Son of God, Servant King
Here With Us


Ultimate Love.
Ultimate Vulnerability.
Ultimate Sacrifice.

"That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown."

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Christmas Question...

What was the best Christmas present you ever received?

I'll start. The most memorable one was the 3 ft Yogi the Bear stuffed animal. I loved that thing. I had that guy all through high school.

Yes, I was a goof.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I had the same...

conversation yesterday with two different people so it must be fate, kismet, karma whatever you want to call it.

We were talking about the programs I just commented on and the frequency with which they are/were watched. Nowadays, DVD's make any show available 24/7. It can be viewed at the persons leisure. While back in the day, you had one shot at your favorite Christmas special and that was it.

That's what made them so memorable. When these shows were on they were on and there wasn't much you could do about it. No rewind. No pause. No nothin'. You watched with intense concentration and made the time last as long as it could.

Watching specials like Charlie Brown on TV is still a special thing though. Last night it was on ABC and we all sat down with milk and cookies and watched it and recited the lines and laughed and sang. Of course, that was after we paused the TV so the kids could take a bath and we could fast forward through the commercials.

I wonder what Madison, Ian and Reagan's stories will be about their childhood? We did without DVD's, DVR's, cable, satellite TV or iphones. I wonder what they will have done without?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

1. A Charlie Brown Christmas

As if there was any doubt.

This reason this special tops the list is two-fold:

2. The music. I defy anyone to produce a better Christmas soundtrack then the masterpiece created by Vince Guaraldi and his trio. I have already mentioned two of the songs in previous posts, "Linus and Lucy" which is the epitome of Christmas special music and "Skating" which is my personal favorite.

Not to be outdone on the album is "The Christmas Song", "O Tannenbaum" and "What Child is This". All done in Vince's jazz piano style. I pretty much have the whole album downloaded over there on the music player. Spend some time and take a listen.

1. The top reason I put this as number one was it is the only special on this list that actually mentions the birth of Christ. Which as we all know is the reason we celebrate Christ-mas.

Linus' little soliloquy is one of the greatest speeches in TV history. The mood, the voice, the lighting, "Lights, please", the content, the writing, the passion, the innocence, the belief. Linus had it. And he gave it to Charlie Brown.

I can remember as a kid waiting for this special to come on TV. It was always on CBS and they always played a little song and graphic before the show to let you know special programming was coming up. It was the CBS logo going around in a circle with drums beating and the horns swelling to a climax...hold on...the power of the internet. I found this in about 45 seconds

This was as much a part of the holidays as Charlie Brown.

Kids skating and singing; Linus and Charlie contemplating Christmas; Charlie depressed; kids doing the whip; Snoopy flinging CB into the tree; CB not getting any Christmas cards; CB being sarcastic; CB making the rounds (Pig Pen and Snoopy); kids eating snowflakes if they're ripe enough; kids slinging snowballs with Linus' Davey-esque slingshot action the best; Lucy psychoanalyzing CB after his payment of cold hard cash; diagnosis: pantaphobia; "That's it!"; CB appointed director of the Christmas play; real estate mentioned as a good gift; Snoopy decorating his house for a lights and display contest to win money, money, money; Sally dictating her wants to big brother CB; all she wants is what's coming to her...all she wants is her fair share; first taste of Guaraldi's genius in Linus and Lucy; kid dancing, head side to side while pointing his fingers out form his side; introduction of CB as director; Snoopy boos; CB directs; more Vince and dancing; scripts handed out; Pig Pen the innkeeper, go figure; Shermy is a shepherd every Christmas; Snoopy is a sheep, cow and yes he's even a good penguin; Lucy diatribes; Snoopy mimics and kisses; Snoopy "Bleeeah"'s; Linus is given 5 good reasons to memorize the script; he's just an innocent shepherd; Schroeder jams to Vince again; too much dust for the curls; Sally thinks Linus is the cutest thing; lunch break; Christmas queen insults; Vince one more time; Charlie throws the director megaphone with a horn toot sound effect; CB goes to get a Christmas tree, a big shiny one; CB and Linus get a scrawny but real tree; Lucy disses Beethoven; Snoopy dances on piano then gets embarrassed when music stops; Jingle Bells; CB and Linus bring in the tree; kids laugh at poor old CB; CB depressed again;

"Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about"

"Sure Charlie Brown. I can tell you what Christmas is all about. Lights, please.

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."


"That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown."

Monday, December 15, 2008

No.2 Santa Claus is Comin' to Town

Fred Astaire is our narrator, S.D. Kluger. Mickey Rooney is Santa. This story tells us about the origin of all of the stories associated with the big man himself; how he got his laugh, the seals; how he got his red suit, the Kringles; how he got to hide the toys in stockings, so the Burgermeister Meisterburger (BMMB) wouldn't find them of course.

It starts out with a baby being left at the Burgermeisters residence. The No. 1 lawkeeper, Grimsly, picked him up and showed him to the BMMB who promptly sent him to the orphanage.

During delivery of the boy the wind picked him up and flew him away into the woods. The animals knew the baby needed a home so they took him to the famous toy making Kringles. I am amazed at how bright and altruistic animals are in these stories. There he was loved by the 5 Kringle brothers and their mother? or sister? I never knew what her relationship was to them. They sang about being the first toy makers to the king and Kris, as they named him, was a man now and took the toys to Sombertown.

On his way he met Topper, a penguin. Who was never in any of the stories I heard about Santa Claus and I consider myself somewhat of an expert. On their way to Sombertown, they run into The Winter Warlock (TWW) who very menacingly vows to get them for crossing his mountain but after the commercial break says eh maybe next time.

Well, little did Kris know that the BMMB has just declared toys to be illegal and immoral since he had a mishap with a toy duck on the stairs which caused him to break his funny bone. He was derided for his choice of attire a time or two but he gave the kids the toys anyway, but only after a song during which a scolding takes place, "I'm telling you why." Geez, Santa, lighten up.

"If you sit on my lap today, a kiss a toy is the price you'll pay. If you sit on my left knee, don't be stingy be prepared to pay." Great song. Great lyrics.

He then meets Miss Jessica, the future Mrs Claus and woos her with a doll.

The BMMB sees all the children playing with toys and is OK with it until the realizes they aren't supposed to be. He orders the children arrested. In walks Kris, to save the kids and take the blame. He also gives the BMMB a gift. "A yoyo!" The BMMB is told by the #1 lawkeeper he is breaking his own law and he realizes he's been bamboozled. Kris escapes on his running, jumping, and climbing abilities.

Not all is hunky dory yet. Back in the woods on the way back to the Kringle household, he gets captured by Willy Willow and Peter Pine two of TWW's henchmen. But their bark is worse than their bite and when Kris offers Winter a gift, with no tricks attached, Winter orders the trees to let Kris go and they oblige. Kris gives TWW a train and his icy exterior melts to show a warm gentle man of ages who just wants to be loved. He puts one foot in front of the other and their friendship is born. TWW even shows Kris a trick or two. But not only that the Kringles move to TWW mountain to be closer to Sombertown which makes Winter happy because now he;s not alone.

Kris makes his way back to Sombertown a few times thwarting BMMB's efforts to stop the kids from getting toys every time. First BMMB locks the doors; Kris goes down the chimney. Then he searches the houses for toys, they are hidden in the stockings. Finally though, BMMB stakes out a house and Kris is caught.

Not only is he caught but all of the Kringles as well.

Miss Jessica takes it upon herself to free the Kringles. She goes to TWW's house and learns he has a few magic beans left that make reindeer fly. They feed the reindeer, and fly in to save the Kringles. TWW is heard to say, "I'm not such a loser after all." No TWW, you are anything but a loser my wintry friend.

Seeing as the Kringle name is now dangerous he reverts back to the name he had when the Kringles found him, Claus. He marries Miss Jessica and TWW even lights a tree with his last magic. The first Christmas tree.

As time goes by, the BMMB's die out and the people realize their laws are dumb. Kris decides because of all the toy requests to limit his trip to once a year; the night of profound love. Christmas Eve.

The music and the supporting characters make this my No. 2.

TWW saying, "...a chance to be reborn" and "I'm not such a loser after all." is worth the price of admission.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

No. 3 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer...

This humorous romp finds Sam the snowman,Burl Ives, regaling us with the tale of how Rudolph's nose became the savior of Christmas. Or how I like to say pulled that jerk Santa Claus' butt out of the fire.

It starts out showing the true humanity of...um...deer, or should I say male deer and man. Rudolphs father is weary of his bloomin blinkin beacon and tries to cover it up. When Santa finds out about his nose he tells Donner he should ashamed of himself. If I was Donner, I would have hooved Santa in the cubes. But alas, they just cover up his nose and send him off to take-off practice.

Where Rudolph meets Fireball. They yuk it up a while until Clarice the love interest makes eyes at Rudolph. He goes to talk to her and asks if he can walk her home. She replies yes and tells him she thinks he's cute. On that news, he goes soaring through the air flying like an eagle right to the feet of Comet the take-off coach. He does another go round and everyone is impressed. While Fireball and Rudolph playhouse, Rudolph's fake nose comes off. As males tend to do, they all are frightened and beg him to go away. On Comet's arrival to the scene, he lets out one of the most comedic "Yeeeeeaaaaee"'s ever heard while his eyes simultaneously roll around in their sockets. That's comedy.

Clarice likes him better this way and decides to walk home with him anyway. Her father had other plans. So, Rudolph ends up alone.

Meanwhile Hermie the elf decides he doesn't want to be an elf but a dentist. Another oppressive male figure the head elf, tells Hermie they don't need any chewing dolls and he must go learn to chuckle warmly at elf-practice. Hermie decides to go it alone instead and leaves.

Rudolph and Hermie hook up under a snow bank and decide to be independent together and prove they are not nitwits.

Here the one and only male figure in the show with any sense about him is introduced, Yukon Cornelius. He is a fun-lovin prospector in search of Gold. He takes the two misfits under his wing and protects them form the Abominable Snow-Monster. He knows that Bumbles can't swim so he breaks off an iceberg and they float off.

Straight to the Island of Misfit Toys. One thing that's always bothered me about this island; Charlie in the box has a wrong name, the cowboy rides an ostrich, the gun shoots grape jelly, the train has square wheels on its caboose. What exactly is wrong with the doll?

The three find out they are even misfits among misfits and decide to head out after a good nights sleep. Luckily, Yukon and Hermie fall asleep faster than any soul on the face of the earth so Rudolph can begin his journey alone. You see, he feels he is endangering their lives with his nose so he leaves his friends so they'll be safe.

Rudolph grows up. Goes home. Gets ragged on again by Fireball. I mean, grow up dude. He is probably that jock in high school who at the 20 year reunion is fat, bald and divorced and relives the glory days everyday. Anywho, Rudolph finds out Clarice his mother and father have gone to look for him. He of course sets out to find them.

Just then the big storm hit. But Rudolph was determined. He found his family in the Bumbles cave about to be dinner. He bonked the Bumble in the tukus and got a rock across the noggin. Youch! It looked like curtains for our hero...

Not so fast. Yukon and Hermie found the cave and lured the Bumble out with the most pathetic pig noise I've ever heard. But it worked so what do I know. A boulder dropped on his head rendered the Bumble unconscious in perfect state to pull all his teeth. Yukon knew Bumbles were nothin without their choppers and proceeded to push the Bumble over the cliff. Along with himself and his dog-sled team. This was quite a dramatic turn of events for a children's special. I was quite upset the first time I saw this.

Rudolph ET AL go home and Santa, still being a jerk, finds a way to exploit Rudolph for his nose. Just then, a knock on the door. It's a night not fit for man nor beast. Yukon and the reformed Bumble come through the door and become the greatest star placing team in the North Pole. You see Bumbles bounce as well.

Sam assures us all is well and Rudolph saved Christmas. As if there was any doubt.

The reaon this was #3 was the music. Not as good as 1 and 2. That's what it boiled down to for me, the music. "Silver and Gold" is a decent song. "Why am I such a Misfit' is not bad either. But the other songs, meh.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

No. 4...

How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Dr. Seuss

Two things that stick out to me from this classic:
1. It was written by a fraternity brother of mine, Theodore Geisel AKA Dr Seuss.
2. You can't go wrong having Tony the Tiger singing the main theme. Yes, the voice you are hearing is the same voice that does Tony the Tiger. (Boris Karloff as the narrator is a big bonus too)

The Grinch was a mean cuss who had a cool dog. He doesn't like the Who's in Whoville having a jolly old time on Christmas so he decides to do something about it. Dressed in his Santa suit he rides down Mount Crumpit to steal the Who's things including the roast beast. He is almost thwarted by little Cindy Lou Who who asks him why he is taking their tree. He says, "There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side. So I'm taking it home to my work shop, my dear. I'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here."

He proceeded to steal the rest of the Who's stuff and bring it all back up to his cave.

As dawn approached, he put a hand to his ear to listen to the Who's cry "Boo Hoo!!" But he heard singing instead. It started in low. Then it started to grow.

He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming, it came. Somehow or other, it came just the same.

In the time it took for his eyes to turn blue, he realized Christmas meant more than presents and toys. Christmas, perhaps, meant a little bit more.

Meanwhile, the sleigh filled with all of the Who's belongings began to fall off the cliff. He raced with Max his dog to catch it. As he was sliding down the hill, with a great piece of animation, the snowballs rolling along side him start out small then, as they roll, collect snow and grow bigger and bigger. When I was younger I thought that was the Coolest. Thing. Ever. Also, his heart grew 3 sizes that day. If you don't get choked up when his heart grows and he breaks that measuring device, you ain't living.

The greatest rhyme in poetry history occurs in this tale...

And what happened then?
Well, in Whoville they say
that the Grinch's small heart
grew three sizes that day.
And then the true meaning of Christmas came through,
and the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches plus two.

"Ten Grinches plus two" Not just 12 but 10 plus two. Maya Angelou wishes she could be so eloquent.

He returned all of their belongings and The Grinch himself carved the roast beast.

The song rocks as well:

"I wouldn't touch you with a 39 1/2 foot pole."
"The 3 words that best describe you are as follows and I quote..." I'll let you fill in the blanks. (the answer is in the comments if you must look)

Pure genius.

I think the messages here are paramount. Christmas is about love. Forgive and forget. Make sure your shoes aren't too tight.

All universal themes. All universally accepted.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The top 5 animated/clay-mation shows...

5. Frosty The Snowman

When Jimmy Durante is the guy doing the narration, you know this special has been around a while. Based on the popular children's song of the same name, we are treated to a half hour of Frosty coming to life, romping through the town with the kiddos, realizing global warming is taking its toll, taking the train to the North Pole, warming up Karen, running from Professor Hinkle, taking shelter in a greenhouse, being melted by said greenhouse, coming back to life with the help of Santa and the wind, scolding Professor Hinkle for melting Frosty and flying back to the North Pole aboard Santa's sleigh.

Now that's one heck of a day.

I have a strange recollection of many parts of this show. The way the little kid says "Oatmeal!" when they ask what they want to name Frosty. The way one of the kids says "Uh huh!" when asked if they saw Frosty come to life. The over-produced sound effects of the train depot ticket guy when he wakes up and messes up the tickets and when he finds out they don't have any money for a ticket to the North Pole. (The same over-production is used when Hinkle jumps from the train down the mountain. The effects continue after he is done falling.) The way Hinkle says "Messy, messy, messy." And the best line of all...

"He was the fastest belly-whopper in the world."

I almost didn't put this in the top 5 because of the 2 horrendous sequels; "Frosty Returns" with Jonathon Winters narrating and John Goodman as Frosty. Goodman sings through his nose the whole show as Bill Murray's brother, the one with the very scratchy voice tries to peddle his snow-be-gone product to the town because they hate the snow. It turns into a big quagmire which eventually leads to everyone hating the multi-conglomerate which is as it should be. (rolling eyes) Also, "The Legend of Frosty The Snowman" with, brace yourselves, Burt Reynolds narrating. It is as terribe as you are imagining. Words cannot describe the agony of this "special". I won't try.

I do love the original Frosty though. And it is always a perrenial favorite in this most wonderful time of the year.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Heaven...I'm in Heaven...

This is what I spend the year wating for. It's 35 degrees outside. The wind chill makes it fell like the 20's. As I come through the door, I am greeted by my children yelling "Daddy!" with some sort of Christmas outfit on. The Christmas tree lights are in full force lighting up the room. Not to be outdone, the roaring fire easily makes the remaing dark succumb to the light of the flames.

I slip into my warm wool socks, flannel lounge around pants and a long sleeve t-shirt. I will take my place by the fire for a viewing of "It's a Wonderful Life." I have seen it 3 times this year but the kids have been spared. Tonight, they get baptized.

It's just different this time of year. No matter what is going on in the real world, this is my oasis. Filled with joy, song, laughter and love.

Christmas truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

A Christmas story for those having a bad day...

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the rum. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Monday, December 8, 2008

What The 12 Days of Christmas really means...

For those of you who think "The 12 Days of Christmas" is a horrible Christmas song, as I do, these facts may change your mind. They didn't change my mind but who knows...

It is said that the traditional Christmas carol "The Twelve Days of Christmas" was written as a secret teaching tool to instruct children in the meaning of the Christian faith. From 1558 to 1829 Roman Catholics in England were, apparently, forbidden from openly practicing their religion. So, this carol was devised to get the message across without upsetting the Protestants. Here is the broken code:


Passage/ Hidden definition

My true love/ God
Me/ The Christian
Partridge in a pear tree/ Jesus
Two Turtle Doves/ The old and new testaments
Three French hens/ Faith, hope and love
Four calling birds/ The four gospels
Five gold rings/ The first 5 books of the bible
Six geese a-laying/ The 6 days of creation
Seven swans a-swimming/ The 7 gifts of the Holy Spirit
Eight maids a-milking/ The beatitudes
Nine ladies dancing/ The 9 fruits of the Holy Spirit
Ten lords a-leaping/ The 10 commandments
Eleven pipers piping/ The 11 faithful disciples
Twelve drummers drumming/ The 12 points of the apostle creed

Believe it or not...

this is a Christmas post. It just has a little political twist to it.

The first story is about a toy. The second story is possibly the greatest example of irony ever.

Bratz dolls, this is the doll who's only purpose as far as I can tell is to show little girls how to dress like hookers, are no more. Madison liked these dolls but knew I did not so never asked for one. Now, we won't have to worry about it.

This next story is...well I don't know how to describe it. Just look.

Gift certificates to an abortion clinic to give as gifts to honor the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

You can't make this stuff up.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Christmas Trivia...

To get the answers just mouse over the Answers link at the end of each question. There is no need to click on the link. The answer will appear magically. Kind of like the way the chimneys appear in "The Santa Clause" or how Zuzu's petals show up again in George's pocket.

1. In the song "Jingle Bells", who is seated by my side? Answer

2. What is the name of the department store in "Miracle on 34th Street"? Answer

3. What country created eggnog? Answer

4. Who said "God bless us everyone."? Answer

5. What state has the tallest living Christmas tree?Answer

6. What is the most popular item to put on top of a Christmas tree?Answer

7. How many wise men were there according to the Bible?Answer

8. What does "advent" mean?Answer

9. How much does Lucy charge for her psychiatric services?Answer

10. What is the biggest selling Christmas single of all time?Answer

11. What is Scrooge's first name? Answer

12. "Greensleeves" is another name for what Christmas song?Answer

13. Where does "It's a Wonderful Life" take place?Answer

14. Where was the Brady Bunch Christmas tree placed?Answer

15. Who wrote "A Christmas Carol"?Answer

16. What Saint is widely accredited with the introduction of Christmas carols?Answer

17. What state was the last to declare Christmas a holiday?Answer

18. Who speaks words to the pregnant Mary that have become a part of the Catholic Church's "Hail Mary"?Answer

19. Which Gospel(s) speak of the events surrounding Christ's birth?Answer

20. In a dream, an angel tells Joseph to name his child Jesus, for it was prophesied that a virgin would give birth and call her son Immanuel. What does Immanuel mean? Answer

21. In what country did the Christmas tree tradition originate?Answer

22. Where was the original Santa Claus born?Answer

Thursday, December 4, 2008

MFCSC...

Disclaimer: This is my list, though not in order, and some of you may have never even heard of some of the songs on it although I'm confident you have. Your list will differ so let me know how.

This is the songs by a choir version.

Right click on any link and select Open Window in New Window to keep hearing the music.

Push play on the music player thingy.

This is "Carol of the Bells". This particular arrangement is done by the Robert Shaw Chorale. Who is Robert Shaw? Glad you asked. He is only the Tiger Woods of Choral Directors. Bad comparison. Maybe the Jack Nicklaus of choir directors. He's old school. He was the greatest of his generation. Still widely considered to be the greatest. Holds all the records: most tenors to hit a high C, most sopranos to shatter glass, most basses to fall off the risers. He was a true pantheon of choral conductors. Kelly's dad has a man-crush on this guy. Not in the same way I have a man-crush on Baldwin from NYPD Blue. His is purely professional.

Anywho, this is a great song to listen to as well as sing. I always get a mental picture of Quasimodo, it's him only because I don't know of any other famous bell people, up in his bellfry pulling the ropes and making the bells chime. But in this case, it's voices doing the chiming. Which may frustrate the beejeebus out of Quasimodo seeing as he does not know where the voices are coming from causing him to go mad and fall from the bellfry...I need to do a little less stream of consciousness.

I timed out the post to match the end of the song. So a few more words here and there sould do the trick. I love the tenor part here. If you clicked on the link above, the timing is probably off; but if you did not, the song should pretty much be over now. Or not.

Lo How a Rose E'er Blooming

The next song on the list over there.

This is just a beautiful song. The fact that the tenor part is the one that holds the whole thing together is just the icing on the cake.

I don't have much else to say about this. Mostly because Kelly hurt her back this afternoon and I am taking care of the kids and they seem to be tearing each other apart in there.

Gotta go.

Enjoy the Music.

Choirs are what Christmas is all about. If you haven't heard The Messiah done at Christmas time, you haven't lived.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

My Favorite Christmas Songs Continued...

Disclaimer: This is my list, though not in order, and some of you may have never even heard of some of the songs on it although I'm confident you have. Your list will differ so let me know how.

The Little Drummer Boy - Johnny Mathis

Push play on the You Tube video before reading.

When I was a boy I would listen to this song over and over and over. One time, I had my sister Katy lift up the needle from the record after each line so I could write down what was sung. I memorized the song this way. That Baby Jesu line was a real head scratcher.

I know this is a very repetitive song. Some would even call it mundane. Some would, not me. I don't know why this song has always meant something to me. I love it for it's ultimate "it's not the size of the gift that matters it's the thought that counts" attitude. Here was a little boy who had nothing to give except the gift of music. And with that, he made the Christ-child smile; at least that's what the song says. I dare to think every time I attempt to give the gift of music somewhere the Christ-child is smiling.

Youtube is the greatest thing ever. I found "The Littlest Christmas Tree" and now Johnny Mathis singing "The Little Drummer Boy". I have the version with Bing Crosby and David Bowie all ready to go on the music player, which isn't a bad version at all, but I needed to hear Johnny.

The next song on my list:

Skating - The Vince Guaraldi Trio

After listening to Johnny, hit the play button on the music player. It's the triangle pointing right.

Of course "Linus and Lucy" is the big song from "A Charlie Brown Christmas Special" but I like this tune as much if not more. It's like "Whip It" by Devo or "Shout" from Tears for Fears. Everybody knows those songs. The people who follow Devo or Tears for Fears probably never listen to those songs because they are overplayed. And we can't understand why people can't just see the greatness that is Devo or Tears for Fears and listen to some of their other masterpieces.

Enter "Skating" by The Vince Guaraldi trio.

Listen to the melody. Listen to the piano. It sounds like snow falling. Then the piano interlude where the notes quickly ascend in three separate allegretto entities. Close your eyes. You can actually see someone with their hands clasped behind their back skating leisurely on a frozen pond somewhere...where the ponds freeze. I prefer to think of it as Minnesota, from where Charles Schultz hails, or New England since to me that is the epitome of Christmas.

You can't help but lose yourself in the meditative freedom expressed in this arrangement, like the Peanuts characters in the movie, gliding so freely, smoothly and gracefully on the frozen pond in the pristine greyness of winter. Boy, that sounded pretentious. I'm keeping it anyway.

This is one Christmas Album I listen to all year. It's simply good jazz music.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

My Favorite Christmas Songs...

Disclaimer: This is my list, though not in order, and some of you may have never even heard of some of the songs on it although I'm confident you have. Your list will differ so let me know how.

The Littlest Christmas Tree - Red Skelton

This is not really a song but a spoken tale. Listening to this with my brothers and sister is one of my fondest Christmas memories. Surprise, surprise we can all still quote many lines form this "song". I guess the only reason Iconsider it a song is because it was on an LP, 33 1/3. Those were the days.

"The time...Christmas Eve. The place...this room."

It is a story about a little tree in some family's home who is wondering about his purpose for being there. In the forest, the birds would build homes in his branches and the wind would blow making music along with the chirping birds. They were the sounds of the earth. A symphony unwritten.

Santa comes and explains to him he is making music now with the laughter of the children. Little did we know when we listened to this as children there was quite an anti-communist propaganda agenda going on here. I have to say it worked. The reindeer being knocked out cold, "No. Yes.". No Christmas trees to help light Santa's way. The swelling music.

"Daddy, what's a ration card?"

It's all good.

Now, some may have a tendency in this PC age to dismiss this song. Not me. I say good for Red. In the early 50's when this story was told, there was no greater threat to the American way of life than communism. I like to think Ronald Reagan and this song were ultimately responsible for the collapse of the Iron Curtain.

The end of this story still makes me mist up. With the tree saying Merry Christmas while Santa fly's away. The music swells to it's climax while the tree seems to be fading into the background. Well done production for 1951.

I love this story.

Without further ado...The Littlest Christmas tree.

Monday, December 1, 2008

What is it about Christmas time?...

You sense it too, right? There's just something different about every day at this time of year. Things you would not normally do on a weekday night you do. Mornings before work don't seem so early. It's just a completely different milieu.

Friday we spent the day putting up the tree and watching Christmas movies. We watched, "The Grinch", "A Charlie Brown Christmas", "Frosty", "The Polar Express", "Miracle on 34th Street", "White Christmas" and "Fred Clause". Normally we watch "It's a Wonderful Life" to cap the day but I knew the kids would be bored to tears after watching "The Polar Express". Earlier in the day when we told Madison we would be watching "White Christmas", she said, "It's not all black and white is it? It has color, right?" So I knew my favorite holiday movie would have to wait. Unfortunately, there was a UCLA debacle game on so I watched that instead. Big mistake.

Saturday we had to shift it back into Thanksgiving mode for my family's dinner. Good times had by all. It was nice and chilly. Just the way I like it. When we got home we turned on the Christmas tree lights, lit up a fire and played with the train. We went to New Mexico and Arizona to deliver presents.

This led me to an idea. Ever since I was a kid, I had a hard time believing Santa could carry a bag big enough to hold all of the presents he had to deliver. What if he had a train yard at the North Pole that would dispatch trains filled with presents to points all over the globe? They would go to their designated stops and Santa could just stop by the depot and fill up the sack again and keep going. He could have elves on each train that loaded the sack in no time and he'd be back on his way. I think this is a very plausible idea. One I will ask him about the next time I see him. Besides, there is a movie in there somewhere.

Last night was the Hanging of the Green service at church. As you know I am not a Sunday night guy but at Christmas it's different. Carols are sung, soloists perform and the garland and wreaths that adorn our stage are hung, hence the name. It is always a nice way to start the season. Singing the carols are the best. That let's you know there is no turning back.

Sam, our preacher, yesterday said Christmas is like an old shoe or an old shirt; it's comfortable. It fits. It's easy to get into. Then he went on to say some other stuff about Jesus and the living God or some such but I wasn't really listening I was thinking about how good that comfortable shirt feels.

All in all it was a great kick-off weekend to the Christmas season. Except for UCLA looking like Charlie Brown trying to kick a field goal with Lucy holding the ball.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

10 Best Minor Characters in Christmas Themed Movies...

10. Santa Claus - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

I hesitated to put him on this list. But I kept coming back to him. Why? He had to be the biggest jerk in any of the Christmas movies sans Mr. Potter. Telling a father he should be ashamed of himself because his son has a glowing red nose? Dissing the elves song. I mean, what's up with that? He is skinny and grumpy. Everything we came not to expect form Santa. I got to hand it to Rudolph's writers, they knew how to throw a wrinkle into a claymation show. By the way, I found this clip after I wrote this description. Classic.

9./8. Heat and Snow Meiser - The Year Without a Santa Claus

The Year Without a Santa Claus was not that great of a special but these tow guys stole the show. I sing these songs to this day. (along with the rest of my siblings)

7. BurgerMeister MeisterBurger - Santa Claus is Coming to Town

How many of you can recite the exact inflection in the Burgermeisters voice when you see the line, "A yoyo?". That's why he is on this list. A classic villain. He doesn't turn good in the end. He remains true to his nasty ways to the end. One of my favorite lines of his is "...and I am certainly not going." Great comedic timing by a claymation figure.

6. Randy - The Christmas Story

Randy played the full emotional gammet. Disgust: "Meatloaf, beatloaf, double meatloaf. I hate meatloaf." Despair: "I can't put my arms down!" Empathy: "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!" He had it all. Randy and Ralphie had the textbook brother relationship. They fought, like when Randy tried to sneak in front of Ralph when they were getting dressed and all Randy got for his troubles was a swift kick in the tukus. But Randy was there for Ralph when he needed him. He was the one who picked up Ralphs glasses after the Scott Farkus affair. In this original movie trailer, check out Randy's face when he throws the socks. That innate comedic timing cannot be taught, my friends.

5. Winter Warlock - Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

Here is one villain who changed his stripes. "I am not such a loser after all!" This guy was a big blowhard meanie on the surface, but underneath he was an insecure little child just wanting to be accepted. Besides when he says,"...a chance to be reborn" it still cracks me up.

4. Snoopy - A Charlie Brown Christmas

He can play all the barnyard animals. Even a penguin. What more do you want? When he kisses Lucy and she says she needs some disifectant and iodine and he goes, "Bleah"; Katy and I love that. Madison does now too. I love how he laughs at Charlie Brown or when he boos him when he is announced as the director, "Man's best friend!". Or when he's embarrased after dancing on Schroeders piano and he stops playing. He's got it all.

3. Yukon Cornelius - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

"Nothin'." Need I say more. He was the ultimate friend and protector, "...douse your nose and run like crazy." He was wise in the ways of the wild and it served Hermie and Rudolph well. If they had not run into him, well let's just say the special would have been about 20 minutes long and the Abominable Snowman would have had one good meal. We know he liked Peanut Butter hamhocks and played the guitar. He knew the bumbles weaknesses. And his ultimate quest was for gold...then silver.

2. Clarence - It's a Wonderful Life.

I admit I have a special place in my heart for Clarence. He elped the greatest character in Christmas movie history realize what he had. He did it with class, grace and comedy. Clarence was a man among angels. He has the IQ of a rabbit but the faith of a child. Clarence did God's work right here on earth. Clarence even earned his wings.

1. Linus - A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Friday, November 28, 2008

It's Official...

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

It's time for cold weather, scarves, mittens, tobogans, snow, bells of both jingle and sleigh, christmas trees, snowmen, ornaments, hot chocolate, egg nog, christmas lights, Andy WIlliams, presents, special christmas donuts, cookies, gingerbread houses, caroling, Christmas cards, shopping, store displays, Santa pictures, presents, giving, mistletoe, garland, that pine tree scent, tinsel, the star for the top of the tree, Nat King Cole, stockings, decorating said tree, Santa Claus, elves, the North Pole, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, the Winter Warlock, Topper, the Burger Meister MeisterBurger, Ingle, Dingle, Jingle, Bingle, Charlie Brown, Linus, Snoopy, candy canes, Rudolph, Hermie, Charlie in the Box, Yukon Cornelius, begrudgingly even Fireball, Frosty, Professor Hinkle, meisers of both Heat and Snow, the Grinch, Max, Little Cindy Lou Who, Bing Crosby, Ralph, Randy, the Bumpus hounds, George and Mary Bailey, Zuzu's petals, Harry, midnight Mass, incense, the Nativity, shepherds, wise men, gold, frankincense, myrrh, the ox and lamb, the North Star, the manger, Joseph, Mary and the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving to all...

As I stated in an earlier post, I feel sorry for Thanksgiving. Sandwiched between two holidays. I guess you could call it the middle child holiday. Little brother Halloween all playful and dress uppy with lots of candy. A little spook or a scare now and then to keep the excitement from waning. And of course Big Brother Christmas. The first born. The queen mother of all holidays.

Living in the shadow of these two can be rough. Trust me. I feel your pain Thanksgiving.

You've got your own wonderful qualtities don't you? It is a time when any creed can get together and thank their God for the blessings he has bestowed upon them. It is a time for family and friends. It is a time for copious amounts of food. It is a time for reflection and prayer and togetherness. It is a time for football.

More people celebrate you than Christmas. People of all religions celebrate the goodness of God and his love for us manifested through a bountiful harvest. I believe that in the heart...

...I almost got through that. Funny stuff. We all know that Christmas is king.

A Thanksgiving story/lesson quite pertinent still today...

It was Thanksgiving, and for the first time our whole family was together. Mom and Dad had to drive all night just to get here, but boy was it worth it! The Grandsters really know how to do it up right. The Grandsters being Grandpa and Grandma. We were all seated at the table, and I couldn't wait to dive into those mashed potatoes and gravy. And the smell of the turkey -- I thought I was going to faint with happiness.

"What's that, Mindy?" demanded my little cousin Sam. He can be such a pain. He is 8 years old, two years younger than I am.

"What's what?" I asked.

He pointed to a little paper cup containing just three kernels of corn beside Grandpa's plate. I opened my mouth to answer and then realized I didn't know. Ugh! How I hate admitting that I don't know something!

Grandma answered, "It is to pay tribute to the Pilgrims."

"But why three kernels?" asked the always curious Sam. Give it a rest, I thought.

Grandpa answered, "It reminds me of what a tough time the Pilgrims had. In the beginning, three kernels of corn was each person's daily food ration." The table got real quiet after he said that.

Grandpa continued, "Against all odds, they made a life for themselves in the wilderness. Let's talk more about it after dinner."

Sure enough, dinner was over and Sam wanted to know more.

" Squanto taught the Pilgrims to grow corn!" Sam exclaimed. He's never going to forget that -- he played Squanto in the Thanksgiving Day play at school.

"That's right," Grandpa said. "But at first the Pilgrims were terrified of the Indians, as they called them. Then one day a tribesman named Samoset ventured into their encampment. He was tall and dark and by many accounts quite handsome. Loudly and plainly he proclaimed, 'Welcome!' in perfect English."

"The Pilgrims must have freaked!" shouted Sam.

Grandpa laughed and agreed. "I'm sure you're right. He had learned the language from English fishermen. For the Pilgrims, life was a constant battle for survival. Later, Governor William Bradford made a decision. Instead of the colonists sharing their crops equally, he assigned a parcel of land to each family and told them they could keep whatever they produced for themselves."

"Then what happened?" asked Sam.

"At last the Pilgrims began to prosper. Governor William Bradford wrote in his book 'Of Plimoth Plantation,' 'This had very good success, for it made all hands industrious, so as much more corn was planted than otherwise would have been.' "

"Shoot! If you can keep everything you make, of course you're going to work harder. Everybody knows that."

Grandpa answered, "The first seed had been planted for the American Revolution. People were free to practice their religions as they saw fit and were free to keep the fruits of their labor. This had never happened before in the history of mankind. In the words of William Bradford, 'As one small candle may light a thousand, so the light here kindled hath shone unto many, yea in some sort to our whole nation.' "

"That William Bradford sounds like a pretty cool guy," said Sam.

"He was a pretty cool guy," Grandpa said with a chuckle.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Don't know if you heard...

but a school recently cancelled it's sickle cell anemia fund raiser because it mostly affected African Americans and they are looking for a more diverse disease.

I'm just kidding. Of course that didn't happen.

But this did.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

OK...

so I fibbed a little. I got started a little early. But just the blog change for now. I will wait to wax poetic on all things Christmas until midnight Thursday.

In my defense, we got gyped (pronounced jipped) this year. The time between Christmas and Thanksgiving this year is abnormally short. I needed the extra time.

And for your listening pleasure, one of the great jazz Christmas tunes of all time, Linus and Lucy...check that, it's one of the great jazz tunes of all time. You will probably hear this more than once on the site this season.

Two pretty funny videos...

The first one looks like it means to be. The second one does not so that makes it absolutely hilarious.

Monday, November 24, 2008

It was a 3 party weekend...

Friday night we had Chompy's first birthday party. We had a full house. Both sides of the family were there along with some friends. Chompy received much booty. A lot of clothes which is exactly what she needed. She doesn't need many toys. I just leave my cereal bowls out and she loves turning those over.

Saturday Kelly and her mom and sister threw a surprise birthday party for her father. 70 years young. He was completely surprised. It was a great success. He had some students there from Irving High School when he was the choir director in the 1960's. Kelly made a slide show showing his progression through the years. Big turnout and everyone had a good time.

After the party, I went home and lit a fire in the fire pit outside. Smoked a cigar and watched the Sooners beat the ever-loving crap out of the Red Raiders. The only thing that would have made it perfect is if it was UCLA doing that to SC. Other than that, it was perfect. Madison, Ian, Chompy and Kelly came home from eating and came out and sat with me by the fire. Yep. It was a very good night.

Sunday was the potluck lunch on which I have already expounded. No need to embarrass myself further.

I just described three days out of my life that on the surface seem rather mundane. But the devil is in the details; or in this case the angels. I didn't mention on Sunday night how Madison, Ian and I played a game with the big purple ball where I would hold it in my hands and they would hit it out of my hands where it would sometimes go straight up in the air and land on my head: thereby causing me to make funny faces and pretend to be dizzy. I am comedy. They were laughing so hard they got the hiccups.

I also didn't describe holding Chompy at the surprise party and having everyone tell me how beautiful she was. A few even asked if she was doing any modeling. Needless to say, I would love her even if she looked like me but as it is I just give it the big Barney Fife, "Yep that's my girl."

I also didn't describe how Kelly looked on Saturday. Because I can't. Words fail me. She was absolutely stunning. She is the epitome of class, style and grace. I am a lucky lucky man.

And yes, I did tell her that on Saturday night.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

I have got to be a better...

Christian.

Every year our church has a turkey lunch/potluck lunch on the Sunday before Thanksgiving. We do it for the obvious reasons: to thank God for what we have and to fellowship and the like.

Well, nothing sends people running like free food. They were coming out of the wood work today. Coming in at least 15 minutes late and obviously not familiar with church etiquette. They are all children of God so they are all welcome.

It still bugs me.

I am there every Sunday putting in my time paying my dues. These fly-by-nighters show up one Sunday a week for free food. And because we are in the choir and dilly dally, we are always at the end of line. Needless to say, it was slim pickins by the time we got there. I need to say no one has expressed this concern except for good ole shallow Johnny boy. I don't think anyone would expect anything less.

And ay there's the rub. I should not let them bother me. I should be happy that they are in the house of the Lord, even if it's just for one Sunday. Perhaps they will hear some words that will turn their life around. But somehow I suspect all they are looking for are some brownies...stop it...there I go again.

It's a good thing WWJD stands for What Would Jesus Do and not What Would John Do. We'd have a lot less people at the potluck.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Be prepared...

this site is about to become all things Christmas.

I will give Thanksgiving its due but Thursday at midnight this site goes...

All Christmas All the Time!

I can't wait. My eyes are watering.

Early Sunday morning...

I had the same thing Steve had on the plane. I started to sweat profusely and I felt like I was going to pass out. Luckily I didn't and it eventually passed. During the episode you feel like you just want to die. Yuck!

We cleaned up the place and headed back to the airport by 8:00 am. No traffic jams this time so we made it back in plenty of time. We said good bye to Paul at the Southwest gate and headed to check in. Found out Tod was not on our flight. He was scheduled to fly out at 5:15. It was 9:30. That's a long wait at an airport. Alone. It all worked out. Tod was able to get on our flight on standby and we all made it home together.

The flight out was delayed first because the plane coming in was late. Then there were apparently too many planes going to DFW so we had to space them out. And for some reason we got the short end of the stick and had to wait. Finally it was our turn on the runway...OK...any time now...start those engines...ready to go. Engines begin to pick up, WOOHOO, and we pull off the runway. What the? "Uh, ladies and, uh, gentlemen. There is a report of a, uh, coyote on the, uh, runway. They will hurry to get the little, uh, guy out of the way and then we'll be on our way." I'm thinking if the "little, uh, guy" doesn't have an acme rocket tied to his back then let's chance it and take off.

Eventually we were cleard for departure and we did just that. After an uneventful 3 1/2 flight back to DFW we landed where we were greeted by loved ones and resumed our lives once again.

I would have to say Pfaff Pfest XIII was a complete success.

Tennessee next year, right fellas?

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Saturday...

Decision time. Do I go to the game or do I stay at the beautiful cabin and watch the game here? Here's the view...


I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll...I'll go.

After a morning of hanging out, playing darts and foos and watching college football, we started the trek out to Seattle. The area is truly beautiful. There are not many places as breathtaking as the Pacific Northwest. We traveled over Lake Washington and Mercer Island, where all the rich people live, and marveled at the houses and boats. The city is very pretty as well. Very New Yorky. Busy.

We made our way to the Space Needle and the Music Experience museum where you can experience...music. Mike Tod and Paul went to the museum while Steve, Dad and I went to the bar. I'm all for music and the like but for some reason I just felt like sitting in a nice chair watching college football on a big screen TV while drinking a CC and Diet Coke. It was all I dreamed it would be.

Our next stop was the Ivar Salmon House to meet the guy who had our game tickets. He was a nice guy. Al was his name. He informed us that a boat leaves from the restaurant to the game and brings you back for $20. We asked if they had any seats left and they did. We asked if they had any reservations open for 6 and they did. So, we decided to stay and eat at Ivar's and take the boat to the game. We were seated in the restaurant and here was our view...

We had a great meal and off to the boat we went.

Everything came together very well for this trip. The house, the car, the tickets, the meal, the boat. It was all good.

There is something about being on the water. Maybe it's the different perspective, seeing land from that point of view. It's just relaxing. The boat let us off about 100 yards from the stadium. By the time we made it to our seats, we had about 20 minutes until game time. Spent that time looking out at Lake Union and the full moon and knowing I made the right decision to be there.

We won 27-7. I watched the replay later at home and there were a couple of things that happened in the game I did not even know had happened...and I was in the stadium. The boat ride back was just what the Dr ordered. The drive back was a little long but Paul got us there safe and sound.

It was a long day so we all just headed off to bed.

And that was Saturday.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Chompy is one...

she is no longer zero as Madison would say.

She turned one on Sunday. We will have her party on Friday for family and friends.

Happy Birthday, Missy!

Friday (in the mountains outside of Seattle)...

I woke up at 6:30 Seattle time...watched the night turn into day. The view from our cabin was spectacular. Mountains, valleys, pine trees-you couldn't ask for anything more.

Friday was just a blur of foosball, darts, basketball, playstations, hot tubs, cigars, guitars, singing and booze. We stopped to eat periodically but got back to business PDQ. Literally, that's pretty much what we did all day. At one point 5 of us, dad didn't get in with us, were sitting in the hot tub, smoking cigars, drinking a tottie and enjoying life among the mountains majesty. It was, to say the least, inspiring.

We talked a lot of family and politics and life in general.

I am not a huge fan of crowds. I would just as soon watch the game on TV as go to the stadium and be crowded. To that end, I started to lay the groundwork for my non-participation in the following days activities. I told everyone I wasn't feeling so well. It was quite a struggle internally as to whether I would go or not. I would love to have just sat on that couch and watched the game among the mountains and trees. I probably would have spent the first quarter in the hot tub watching the game. I decided all I needed was a good nights rest and after that I would make my decision.

At 10:00, I turned in while the others played foosball, darts, basketball, etc.

And that was Friday.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Well, it's over...

you wait and wait and wait and BOOM it's over.

But it still was a blast.

Attending this year were Dad, Paul, Mike, John, Steve and Tod Mike's eldest son.

Steve and I decided to share a suitcase to defer the cost of the checked bag. We were able to get his clothes and mine in one suitcase. The bag weight limit was 50 lbs. We were at 54. We had to take two of my sweatshirts and a pair of pants out of the bag to get it under weight. (and in typical John-packs-like-a-girl fashion, I did not wear said sweatshirts or pants so they were completely superfluous) I would have to lug the three items of clothing to Seattle but it was worth it to save the...what?...there is no charge for a checked bag?...DO'H! Luckily Dad did not check his bag so I was able to put the clothes there.

We went to the closest bar and had a drink and our typical toast to family and victory. On the plane ride out Steve and I had our own row. No one in between us. Elbow room, elbow room, gotta gotta get us some elbow room. It was nice. You could rent a DVD player for $5. Which we did and watched Dark Knight-it sure makes the flight go faster. Heath Ledger was very very good. It was a good movie. From what I saw. I didn't get to see the end because the flight ended. Tod filled me in. During the flight Steve had an episode where he was very light headed and felt like he was going to pass out. It passed quickly enough and he felt fine-enough so he was imbibing another Captain Morgans within hours.

We got there later than expected and Paul had been waiting a while. He was quite productive though. He had done all of the grocery shopping. He even had booze waiting for us. I love him.

I decided to drive to the cabin having been in Seattle most recently and often. So I used my knowledge of the area and my scouting of the local freeway scene to surmise the 405 would be the quickest way to I-90 so we could bypass I-5 traffic altogether and miss the Lake Washington bridge traffic which should get us into Snoqualmie Pass in no time because...405 was at a dead stop. For about 3 miles. It took us 45 minutes to go those 3 miles.

Now, imagine me in a car going 4 miles an hour on a freeway for 45 minutes all the while people are trying to sneak in and out of traffic to make it to where ever their pathetic little lives are taking them. Can you see the steam coming out of my ears?

Multiply that by 6.

Actually, the 6 of us together had just the opposite effect. We were laughing and just taking the moment in stride. I think everyone would have been very proud of us. One thing we did prove was Murphy's Law. I was in the middle lane while the left and right lanes were just flying by us. After about 30 minutes, I made it into the left lane ready to go. Go Go.

Brake. Stop. Crap.

The middle lane starts flying by. If I hadn't been driving, we would have been there 15 minutes earlier. Oh well, the rest of the drive was uneventful except for mention of black ice, I love you Dad, and we arrived at our "cabin".

It was huge. 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, hot tub, foosball, darts, playstation, basketball game, two big decks. It was well worth the drive. The house served us quite well for our stay. Kudos to Steve for finding the place.

We stayed up until about 1:30 Seattle time talking. Exhausted we went to bed. We all had our own rooms by the by except for Tod and Mike who shared a king size bed.

And that was Thursday.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Well, it's finally here...

a day I have waited for it seems like an eternity. It was worse than a kid anticipating Christmas. The days the hours the minutes rolling by like molasses in winter. But finally, finally the endless days of anxiousness and anticipation have paid off.

It's National Indian Pudding Day.

It seems appropriate to hold this day in mid November, as we approach Thanksgiving. Native American Indians were very much a part of the first Thanksgiving feast. It is quite likely that these puddings were served, and enjoyed, at that first Thanksgiving.

American Indian puddings are defined as a number recipes of native American Indian origin. Generally, they include molasses and cornmeal. Apples were often an ingredient. They were usually baked.

Make sure to enjoy your American heritage, and a dish or bowl of Indian pudding, as you celebrate National Indian Pudding Day.

How do you like that? Two molasses references in one post. You certainly get your moneys worth here.

I will be out of pocket for a few days. Going to Seattle to the UCLA football game. An annual trek undertaken by my brothers and I. This year Dad and nephew Tod are coming along. We look forward to it with as much anticipation as National Indian Pudding Day.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Because when I think Thanksgiving...

I think Mexican food!

Saw this article on the Dallas Morning News website "Make a Tex-Mex Thanksgiving with These Recipes". I refuse to link to it. Is there nothing sacred? I don't think I'll hold my breath waiting for the ripping Irish stew recipe just in time for Cinco de Mayo. Coming soon to the MSM near you: "Brighten up Your Christmas with the Koran!" "Make Easter complete with a Jewish Prayer Shawl".

Morons.

You hear Obama may be getting his own holiday? But a weekly meeting at a McDonald’s restaurant does not seem to rise to the level of a mass movement, even if it’s held twice a day to get both the Breakfast Burrito and the BigMac demographic. You can chalk it all up to enthusiasm and anticipation – harmless at best, a benchmark for the depths of disenchantment at worst.

Conservatives cannot help but be saddened and left out – the only possible event that could lift their spirits right now would be a headline that said REAGAN, BACK FROM THE DEAD, EATS BIN LADEN AND CRAPS TAX CUT.

There are rumors of new Executive decrees which include magic Federal dollars for stem-cell research that uses human embryos - if you have any objections, you hate science - and a ban on domestic drilling and nat-gas exploration in public lands in Utah. (If you have any objections, you hate the environment.) The two form a nice mirror image: the former was a ban put in place to preserve a particular definition of human life; the latter is a ban lifted to preserve the environment. Again, it’s understandable: we only have one Utah, but we can always make more people. As long as they don’t live in Utah.

Will executive unilateralism remain a bad thing, a threat to our rights, or suddenly gain favor with old critics? Hmmmm. Cue the Jeopardy! theme. That’s a stumper.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Just sitting here...

Sunday afternoon. Kelly and the kids go back to church Sunday night, I don't because, for those who don't know, I am Catholic and going to church twice in one day is just too much for my non-Baptist mind to handle, so I have the house to myself.

Kelly found out yesterday that her cousin passed away, very unexpectedly. He was 43. He died of a seizure apparently. Kelly and he grew up together. At Christmas and Thanksgiving they would always get together with extended family. I have been regaled with many a story about their escapades. It is a very close-knit family.

I did not know him as well as Kelly, obviously, so I have the luxury of looking at this from a different perspective. It is one of those take-stock-in-your-life moments. Which is different from a life-changing moment.

Why is it human nature that it takes something like this to make us realize what we have? Could be because if you think about how fleeting life actually is you may drive yourself crazy. Content with going to work, coming home, hugging the kids and kissing the wife; that's the day to day routine.

In a perfect world, the fact that the sun rises everyday should be enough to remind us what we have. But this world isn't perfect. And neither are we.

I guess we do the daily routine to show what is important to us. I know I go to work and make money to put food on the table, clothes on their back and a roof over their head. And the most important thing, their nice warm beds-with blankets-into which I tuck them. In my own way, I make it known to them what they mean to me. And I know they see and feel it when Madison tells me she loves me; when Ian gives me a hug and says "I love you Daddy"; when Chompy smiles when I come home and reaches out her hands to me so I will pick her up and hold her. I know the subsequent blows to my face are just love pats. Sweet girl.

And I know Kelly knows when she came home last night after hearing the news. She was crying in the kitchen and as I gave her a hug she said he was only 43 and died of a heart attack, that's what we thought then, and she was worried about me. I told her that yes there were things I needed to do but my heart is "extremely strong", the cardiologists words not mine, and if anything I would meet my demise through a road rage incident not a heart attack...I thought it was funny.

In Good Will Hunting, the Robin Williams character says his wife was like an angel that God put on earth just for him. I fell sorry for the guy.

He only has one angel while I have four.

Friday, November 7, 2008

It's official...

Chompy is walking.

She took her first steps yesterday. I was not there to witness the historical event but Kelly called me as soon as it happened.

Last night she took a step or two but was mostly trying to dodge Madison and Ian jumping on the pillows.

It's all down hill from here.

I'm feeling prolific today...

I was just on Facebook and read my niece Tori and my nephew Tod's reaction to the election.

I am proud as hell. (Yes, mom I cursed. Sorry but it had to be done)

My brother and sister-in-law and my sister and brother-in-law did one heck of a job in raising these kids. I was not there witnessing the process take place but I can bet you in the course of their 18 years they never heard Mom or Dad say this is what we believe and you will too. I'll bet they were told to find out for themselves the issues and the facts and to make up their own minds.

Of course living in a house with conservatives probably has some sway on what you believe: although ask William F Buckley if that's the case. His son voted for Obama.

I have always maintained that it would be much easier to be a liberal. Universal Health Care? You bet! Allow all illegals into the country? You bet! Abortion on demand no questions asked? You bet! No more troops in foreign lands? You bet! Throw money at everything? You bet!

The liberals are the children and we are the grown ups. They do what they want to. We do what we need to. They want to eat the whole bag of candy after halloween. We have to make sure that doesn't happen. They want to watch cartoons all day. Nope. Candy for breakfast. I don't think so.

Watching TV or going to movies or listening to music would be so much easier.

Benjamin Franklin once said "If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins." Liberals are passionate without reason, without thought of repercussion.

He also said "When the people find they can vote themselves money,
that will herald the end of the republic."

I see the passion Tod and Tori have for their beliefs, their conviction, and am encouraged that Ben may just be wrong on that last one. At least I hope so.

So, if you listen...

to the McCain campaign, Sarah Palin was the problem. You know the one who had 20000 people at every rally. The one who actually moved McCain ahead of Obama after her introduction. The one who is a true conservative. The one who actually cleaned up corruption in her own party.

Yea, that one.

I don't know where the McCain staffers are coming from since no one can seem to find any of them, but this is just par for the course for McCain. Something doesn't go your way, blame the other guy. First Bush now Palin. I don't think he understands that the maverick thing will only take you so far. Call me crazy but I think support from your base is normally a prerequisite for winning an election.

He didn't have it.

The proof.

Palin gave it to him. But the ultimate fact that a VP pick doesn't sway an election came into play.

Make no mistake, McCain was a media pick. In 2000 he was the media darling, the "Maverick" who bucked the conservative system. The moderate who reached across the aisle. Bush was closer to being a conservative than McCain was so they touted McCain.

Look at 2008, Romney, Thompson, Huckabee, Giuliani, McCain. Which one of these was the least conservative? You could make a case that Giuliani is and I might agree with you but regardless McCain was certainly in the shallow end of that conservative pool. Which reminds me, we have to close our primaries. I don't want Hippie McTreeHugger voting for my candidate. But I digress, I think Romney would have stood a much better chance against Obama especially with his economics background.

It's all water under the bridge now I guess.

We just need to quit lobbing up 70 year old war veterans for the libs to keep smashing back at us.

I now begin my preparation for 2012. Jindal? Palin? Pawlenty? Putnam? Thune? I'm not sure. I really like Jindal. But do we want to sacrifice an up and comer in 2012 at the altar of Obama? Unless we have Carter era inflation and misery indexes I don't see him not winning another term.

I'm tired.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

I know from funny...

and this is funny. (To pause the music hit the pause button on the music player. It is the button with two parallel vertical lines.)

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

I may be more sad today...

than I was yesterday. Michael Crichton died yesterday.

Obama was expected. This was not.

He is in my triumvirate of political writers. They are in no particular order, Michael Crichton, Mark Steyn and James Lileks.

You may not know his name but you are familiar with his works: Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain, Sphere, Disclosure, Congo, Airframe among others. He was also the Executive Producer of "ER".

He graduated summa cum laude from Harvard. He received his MD from Harvard Medical school. He recieved numerous fellowships in Anthropology and he was a visiting writer at MIT. In short, he was brilliant.

I urge you to take the time to read the next two links. The first is what he wrote about the MSM in 1993. He was quite prescient.

The second is much longer. So put the kids to bed, get a Diet Coke or your refreshment of choice and come back and read it. It is a phenomenal dissertation on the science of Global Warming, its relation to public policy and what a farce that relationship is.

RIP, sir.

To keep listening to the wonderful score by John Williams simply right click on the link and click on Open Link in New Window.

Mediasaurus

Global Warming Schlobal Warming

Well, there you go...

I was preparing myself for this but hoped it wouldn't happen. This is of course an historic event in our nation's history. But I'm not talking about what you think I'm talking about. Let me list the ways in no particular order:

1. The Clinton era is over. By the time she can run again, she'll be 70. Unless she was promised a Supreme Court seat for her obedience, she will now just be the junior senator from New York. That's one good thing.

2. No more John McCain, my friends. His time is finally done as well. What he did to Bush these past 8 years was nothing short of criminal. It's what a 5 year old does when he doesn't get his way. He pouts and whines. He took every opportunity he could to stick in Bush's eye because of his defeat in 2000. At least now he can go back to being the senior senator from Arizona and try to stop us from spending too much. Good luck with that.

3. The race debate has just had quite the paradigm shift. Are the Jesse Jacksons and Al Sharptons of the world going to be able to make a living anymore? If anyone cries racism or oppression all we have to do is point them to the White House. If this country is so inherently racist, Oprah, Charles Barkley, Whoopi, Danny Glover, et al, how could a black man have possibly been elected President? Who will the African American community blame for their plight now?

4. This country has proven it has the attention span of Boo Radley. We, no they, just elected a guy to the most powerful job on the face of the planet whose only job has been a south Chicago community organizer. And nobody is exactly clear on what they do. You see I don't consider being a senator a job. Senators are never held accountable. Even for the votes they cast. There is way too much wiggle room.

5. Another paradigm shift. I'm off to the mall to sell razor blades so people can scrape off their “Question Authority” bumper stickers. Just remember: Dissent is still the highest form of patriotism. Except now it will be practiced by the lowest form of people.

6. It will be interesting to see how the entertainment industry adapts. They are not going to have us to push around anymore. Will they make fun of Obama like they mercilessly have Bush and Cheney and McCain and Palin? I'm guessing they'll pick on Biden. Then man is a walking gaffe machine. The only reason he opens his mouth is to change feet. It will be pure coincidence that they waited until after the election to pick up on that.

Seriously, though: congratulations to President-elect Obama. Right or wrong, and I hope for more of the former, obviously, he’s my President now, gal-darnit, and I’m not going to spend four years treating him with the contempt the Kos side heaped on Chimpy McPretzelchoker. He could turn out to be a horrible President. He could turn out to be a great one. History pushes people in unexpected directions.

I just hope this isn't a "Wil-e coyote finally catches the road-runner moment". In the cartoon, he finally catches the road runner turns to the camera and thinks, "Now what?".

All those clamoring for hope and change, "Now what?"

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

A friend of mine and I...

have been having an on going discussion about the MSM bias. We both agree that it does exist. What we do have differing opinions on is how the bottom line effects how they report the news. He thinks that money will trump all. When their bottom line is being decimated the big wigs will come around make some changes.

I don't agree.

The New York Times is selling this morning for $9.00. In 2002, it was selling for $50.00. GE who owns NBC and MSNBC is selling @ $21 down from nearly $60.

Newspaper circulation is one key measure of public reaction. The top 25 newspapers distributed nearly 18 million papers in 1998. Ten years later, they have lost nearly 4 million paid readers – a 22 percent decline.

Just last week, the Washington Post Co. reported “an 86 percent decline in third-quarter earnings,” and newspaper layoffs are now as common as pictures of Obama with a halo.

Gannett, the publisher of 85 dailies, including USA Today, and 900 other publications, is reportedly laying off 10 percent of its newspaper employees. That’s up to 3,000 workers. The Christian Science Monitor is killing its weekday print edition as of April. And Time Inc. CEO Ann Moore said that company is facing an advertising ‘depression.”

Are these the actions of an industry worried about their bottom line?

They could fix this debacle with one easy solution. Throw some objectivity into the mix.

A quick glance at the 2008 election coverage underscores the obvious disconnect between liberal journalists and their readers. Since journalists love polls, let’s look at some other results. “Voters overwhelmingly believe that the media wants Barack Obama to win the presidential election,” according to Pew. The survey found that by nearly 8-to-1, respondents thought the media had chosen Obama.

That was the common result. A Rasmussen Reports survey said by a 10-to-1 margin the public believe the media are trying to hurt Sarah Palin. Another Rasmussen poll said voters believe the media “are trying to help Barack Obama” – that by a 5-to-1 margin. A Fox News poll discovered six times as many voters think "most members of the media" want Obama to win.

The news media are uniformly behind the Obama candidacy. The latest newspaper endorsement tally by Editor & Publisher shows “Obama in a landslide,” netting 240 endorsements to McCain’s 114. All 57 alternative weeklies also are backing Obama.

E&P even tallies a tidal wave of support for Obama in college papers – 79 to just one for McCain. And that leaves out the almost constant stream of biased news coverage that preceded those endorsements.

So, the MSM can do one of two things. Start to print papers that people actually want to read or suck up to the next administration in hopes of getting a little of the next $700 billion bailout of industries affected so hard by the Bush economy.

Which way do you think they'll go?